Melanie: omg. I cant believe The Bachelorette chose Jeff. What the f?
Elyse: Seriously!? He's the best! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpAJIUo8xCc&feature=share
Melanie: He was so cliche ridden; it was like ugh stop it faker.
Elyse: What!? You thought he was faker than ARI!?
Melanie: Ed and I burst out laughing all the time.
Elyse: Jef is a hero. He founded this amazing company http://peoplewater.com - who are you!?
Melanie: Who are YOU?!
Elyse: He MADE that company. What have you done with your life!?
Melanie: faker fake fake
Elyse: P.S. We are fighting over The Bachelorette